Just, don't call me Allison.

May 18

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Whoops. That escalated quickly.

Whoops. That escalated quickly.

True love is correcting your spelling/grammar because you know I’m a maniac. Also the double zinger at the end killed me. Well played Fazekas.

True love is correcting your spelling/grammar because you know I’m a maniac. Also the double zinger at the end killed me. Well played Fazekas.

This place is outta control (at Rooftop Bar at The Standard, Downtown LA)

This place is outta control (at Rooftop Bar at The Standard, Downtown LA)

Can’t stop won’t stop with the #abeautifulmess app. Or the solo day drinking. Ahhh business travel.

Can’t stop won’t stop with the #abeautifulmess app. Or the solo day drinking. Ahhh business travel.

Hi Lieutenant Mark Macklemore Wahly Wahlberg.
See you in ONE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Lieutenant Mark Macklemore Wahly Wahlberg.

See you in ONE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!

Honestly.
How in the fuck has it been SEVEN YEARS?
Also. I am a sham of a business woman.

Honestly.

How in the fuck has it been SEVEN YEARS?

Also. I am a sham of a business woman.

True life

A good portion of texts with my BFF are screen shots of our respective Facebook Feeds and talking aggressive amounts of smack about people.

So entertaining and hilarious. Hope you all have your own Courtney.

Miss you girlie. #abeautifulmess

Miss you girlie. #abeautifulmess

May 17

Fourteen people turned out to hear me pitch our product

…was definitely expecting, like, four.

But I obviously brought along copious pastries from LA Gourmet Bakery by my hotel. And made jokes about being hungover since most of these people were on the same boat cruise event that I was last night.

And I didn’t totally choke and I knew the answers to most of their questions. And I think we’re going to land a campaign in the near future from them because of this.

Phew.

What a fucking load off.

The rest of my meetings are one-on-one or one-on-two and involve meals of food or cocktails. So much more my style.

Sweet relief!